My step kid is on tumblr now. I made her unfollow me. This is my private hate space. I get to think on the outside. Besides… I saw her theme.. FAIL! And if I have to look at one more fucking weheartit bullshit repost I may run amoke!
madi-e-d asked: I just tumbled you mom. ha <3
and I am blocking you.
fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck it’s 2012!
omg i came home drunk and my mom was awake ugh pretending to be sober is the worst but i met this guy who is a vegetarian 2 and omg we cuddled tonight so preciuous i lost a follower when i posted a pic of me does that mean i am ugly? i guess so idk well i don’t currrrrrr lol w.e :0)
no, you’re not ugly, they just thought you were a guy. now they are sad, cause you’re a girl. Happy New Years! oh, and cuddle carefully - they may look different tomorrow when you’re sober!!
i lied im not going to bed im going to sit here and listen to coldplay and cry
as much as I actually like coldplay…. go to bed, get up, get dressed, get life.
(Source: gaymzee)
im a big whiny baby who cant handle life
yup! so grow a pair and kick life’s ass already! really!
(Source: gaymzee)
ericwhoreman - passed out cold on couch
tumblr mom - still awake…..
just sayin’
who kicks ass?
chicken shit pussies
shitmysonsmomsays started following you
Hello. Welcome to the shit pile that is this tumblr profile. I’m sure you will unfollow soon and I just want to say you are really cool and I like your words of wisdom and stuff.
PS Your son would reach Adonis tier on the attractive scale if he shaved his mustache.
I rarely unfollow. No worries there pumpkin. And yeah, he doesn’t really have a moustache. He’s pretty kool for my kid…
not sure if it’s wisdom or just experience. Smile! Life could be worse. It could be 1984 with no internet!!
(Source: elegantaristocrat)
